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To love oneself unconditionally while at the same time to be completely oblivious to the fact that you're actually annoying everyone within a 200 mile radius.
Putting oneself before everyone and everything that actually matters, being the centre of your own attention, and thinking that the whole world loves you for it.
Dude, you're so up your own ass you're practially Saltan.
I thought that everyone loved me, turned out I was just pulling a Saltan.
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the sexiest dude in the world smoke weed all day every day
dude saltan is a sexy stoner guy
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A Saltan Pepper is the person who NOBODY LIKES and acts as if they like you, and agree with you, but are actually salty. And will talk smack and snitch behind your very ass. The common saltan pepper pretends to be pepper - but is actually saltan.
That little snitching saltan pepper
A rare obese species that has passed down from prehistoric times, this species eats its own species also it is severely vulnerable to diseases such as ligma,BOFA and type 2 sawcon. This creature speaks pure Sugondese and is infuriated by the words "Ob ob". This species may be familiar to you if you have watched willy wonka and the chocolate factory its ancestors are oompa loompas