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a sexual act in which the male, after producing a thorough lather of genital perspiration during a night out, receives a blowjob from an unsuspecting partner. Usually the male is too drunk to become aroused, resulting in a flacid, salty, and relatively unsatisfying experience for both parties.
Ladies love it when the humidity spikes, performing the subsequent salt water taffy always reminds them of childhood vacations to the beach
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A sexual(?) escapade where one deficates into a container, ejaculates on it and then he and/or his partner eats it. Like 2 girls 1 cup but the shit is covered in jizz.
Man the only thing that would have made 2 girls 1 cup hotter would be if they used Salt Water Taffy!
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A sex move often used by GILFs where one sips saline solution from a denture cup with the intention to spit it into another's urethra.
Dude, your grandma give me some good salt water taffy last night!