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The act or an example of taking offense to an inert, innocuous statement.
Examples of samerism:
Brett: It sure is rainy today, Sam.
Sam: It's not my fault it's raining!
Brett: I want to read more Paul Krugman editorials before I even consider giving his Bush administration criticisms any gravity.
Sam: Don't call me uninformed!
Brett: If Peter Gammons thinks the White Sox are going to win the World Series, I don't orgasm with joy and consider him the arbiter of baseball estimations.
Sam: I am insulted that you think I like ZiPS merely because it likes Rich Hill!
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Someone who wears the carpet out while holding a can of coke and arguing with people on subject matters they have little to no real world experience in.
Dude! I'm trying to work. Leave me alone and stop being such a Samer
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Buff man with large male parts. Very attractive with a lot of charisma. He is the definition of alpha male!
Did you see those parts? They are so big; they're like Samer's! :O
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Samer is a male name in Arabic.
It can also mean hottie, or someone you want to sex.
Dude lets go check out that Samer.
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A guy who is hotter than anything in the world and has 2,000,000 inch dick. If you have a sister watch out she might faint.
wow this guys dick is so big he is such a samer
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a guy who is so bored that he searches his name on urban dictionary and is now reading this and thinking, "what the fuck."
Guy 1: You're searching your name on Urban Dictionary? What the hell is your problem?
Samer: Shut up before I kill you.
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Someone you see at the gym lifting weights on the treadmill. Also, keep an eye out for Samer if you have a sister.
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