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a particually hot motherfucker
jane: damn i would do that sanborn so hard.
mike: fuck yeah
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One who survived a ride with a Harvey.
Not one of them was Sanborn enough to live.
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A perverted sexual act that involves a boiling hot coffee enema (NOT FRENCH PRESS), sugar and cream.
The nutty flavor of the chase sanborn comes from within.
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A gay fagget that likes it up the ass just like ivan
Anonymus user is such a SGT Sanborn
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best highschool in the northwest iowa.. sike
all the girls are either sleeping with there bestfriends boyfriends, or brothers. they also get pregnant at least once while they are in highschool but only 1 out of the 10 of them actually have the kid.
all the boys get girls pregnant, or they don’t get pus. and if u don’t get the girl pregnant, then u r one of the lucky few. everyone will find out who they slept with because they all kiss and tell. even if they say “don’t tell anyone, we keep this on the low” they will still tell LITERALLY EVERYONE.
the education sucks and no one actually learns anything. but anyways..
#GAWKS
everyone: gosh i hate hartley melvin sanborn highschool. everyone there is a slut
people that go to hms: #gawks
To be swindled into buying a crappy game or piece of gear by the hype train. Regret usually follows.
I was Sanborned into buying Global Agenda
The greatest human alive to this date in history
You u are Conor sanborn