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Subway Employee: any sauces
Jack: uh.. yeah could I get some sandwich sauce
Subway Employee:which one
Jack:*sighs*
When you command a girl to make you a sandwich, and she tries to ruin it with some odd ingredient (ex. Tabasco Sauce) and it turns out being great.
This chick made me a Peanut Butter Jelly and Tabasco Sauce Sandwich, it was great!
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For all those food critics out there, It is when you get into a 3 Some MFF, you ration your demon seed(Special Sauce) into both of their cockpockets, so that it can be eaten as caviar when both FF 69, whilst you watch. No extra salt needed.
Last night shirely and annie participated in a Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich with your dad, after fisting each other with a prosthetic arm, after dry humping the urn with your mothers ashes. Shirley swallowed, Annie spat it out and then did the dishes. It was a warm summers morning the dew glistened off the leaves, the ambiance of birds and other wild life echos in the valley, you are reminded, your mother was and always will be a titanic whore and the best toilet the german SS ever had.