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the best and first person ive met online, currently my bsf but yeha lovefaec
“omg sanfordism is so cool i wish they would be my bsf <333333”
From madness combat but the name sounds like a retired Lawyer that lives in texas
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When an employee takes a job and either never shows up for work or quits after 3 days on the job for no apparent reason.
I got Sanforded by that guy after thinking he was the perfect hire.
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AKA Bokey
Sanford is one of the strangest towns in Florida. On one side you got the hicks that love to head to The Barn on 13th street. Which is funny because 2 blocks away are some of the most ghetto hood niggas around the area.
Parts of Sanford need to be bulldozed and the people kicked out.
Downtown Sanford is gettin' pretty nice and you can always hit up one of the bars like The West End, Jason's Martini Club or The Willow Tree for a good time.
You been down to Sanford lately?
Hell no, I don't want to get my ass jumped by them crack dealers or cheap hoes on 13th skreet!
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At the other end of Route 111, Sanford Maine is home to a large population of Welfare Cadets, Pregnant Teenagers, Drug Addicts and general Scumbags. Ironically, the average Sanford resident is completely unaware of the fact that they are wallowing in shit. Adversely, most long term residents may even feel an allegiance to the shit hole which they have become accustom to .
Man, Biddeford really blows...We should move! I hear Sanford is pretty shitty too!
Dude, I hooked up with this chick in Sanford, and now I've got AIDS.
I parked my car in Sanford to run in the store and my change got stolen out of it!
Dude, now that we graduated from Wells High School we should totally move to Sanford!
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The gayest town in all of colorado, maybe even the planet. It's filled of racist hicks and mormon girls who preach to "keep it in their pants," but all of us know that they fuck everyone that's closer than a third cousin. The population would not survive without tractors and Joseph Smith. As well as the absence of african americans, there is not a single sidewalk for the fanny bandit missionary coupes to ride their oversized bikes on, and might I mention there are a lot of those couples.
1"Look at that sanford girl."
2"I heard she got knocked up by her cousin,"
1"I'd still bang her"
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A lean, mean, khaki wearing machine! Secretly looks up to the boob! Bud light drinking, shop sittin, pork chop cooking mad man! Aka sanny; Billy G; sandals; San man!!!!🤙🏼
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