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when you take a inocent young girl form the streets bring her too your house and then you fuck her so hard your cheeks get red. Then you cum inside her and fall on her and kill her. You then lick the cum out of her vagina.
(you must over 300 lbs. and she can't be older then 12)
last week i picked up a young girl walking down the street from the middle school i figured she was 12. PERFECT. I took her to my apartment where i railed her so hard my cheeks became bright red. Then i cam after 30 seconds and fell on top of her (out of breath cause of my obesity) i got up to lick my cum out of her vagina and she was dead. I HAVE JUST COMMITED THE SANZ.
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Brother of SNL star Horatio Sanz, Fellatio lives a less fortunate life as a half broke struggling gay porn star in mid-eastern Peru. He's best know for his starring role as Dirty Trousers in "The Rusty Sailboat Sails the Seven Seas" and he also served as a fluffer for the famous 70's midget porn star Clark McDouglason.
Have you seen "The Rusty Sailboat Sails the Seven Sea's" yet!? Fellatio Sanz is no Robert Wagner, but he still gets me through my latin class."
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n. To receive a blowjob or "fellatio" from SNL cast member Horatio Sanz.
1. I heard Tina Fey got a Fellatio Sanz after last week's episode of SNL. YES THAT'S RIGHT, TINA FEY.
2. Maybe if Hertio Sanz were funnier he could get more work and wouldn't have to give other men the Fellatio Sanz to get rent money.
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GREETING,TYPICALLY SCOTTISH
FOR HELLO
(NORMALLY MALE)
Arite Sanz, how r u
He’s smart, does debate and all. He’s funny, everybody that is around him is always laughing. He’s talented, he is in the drama club. He’s so cute...like its kind of weird how cute he is. It kind of hurts me knowing i will never be able to have him...
I just saw Eduardo Sanz... why is he so precious?
Ugh... i cab’t stop thinking about Eduardo Sanz
Quite possibly the worst cast member on Saturday Night Live, poor at improving because he always bursts out in laughter in most skits.
Chris Farley clone but not as quite funny.
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