Satans Cheese

A scalding hot orb of either sunflower or olive oil located in the centre of most hollow pastas such s macaroni, or penne. This killer of taste buds is known to burn your tongue no matter how cold the meal is, leaving your exciting meal to become a death trap.

shit boys, i just ruined my day with satans cheese

satan's cheese

Patches of hot oil residue in your food that you normally end up scolding your mouth with. Usually found in cheese based pastas and lasagnes.

"Ahh shit! I just wrecked my tongue on satan's cheese! That's the last time I eat macaroni before it's cooled down!"

satan eats cheese whiz

The awesomest subliminal message ever. Found in Weird Al's Nature Trail to Hell.

Joe: Dude, wanna know something?
John: What?
Joe: Satan eats Cheese Whiz.

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