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- A uber-sexy person. Often referred to as a mess, both mentally and physically, but retaining that cute, drugged up mentality.
- Sexually devious
Mis-spellings:
Sazzlex
- Sazzle mispelt by not putting a space before the 'x'
Sexy sazzlex :)
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an unusual animal known to be just capable of cognitive abilities, able to form abstract concepts with difficulty.
comes in many different colours, but best distinguished by the disturbed and "melted" (national geographic) facial structure.
The sazzle never goes in direct sunlight, due to the irrational fear of ruining complexion, and is known to be pathological in that it cannot tell te truth without lacing it with lies, and as such, should never be trusted with a fucking thing.
the cry of the sazzle was described by david attenborough as "like listening to joseph fritzl raping a cat," and it is a common occurence that the cry of a Sazzle can clear a whole room in seconds,which with the display of unusually coloured and matted fur, along with the strong smell of faeces and alcohol, makes it one of the least popular animals on the planet.
the Sazzle is also an indicator speicies of the infamous Greebo effect, in which the smell of BO and cigarette smoke prevents heat from escaping the atmosphere, thus causing global warming.
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Completely burned out, tired, or frustrated.
After workin' all week, I be SAZZLED!
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To be very drunk and looking to get into mischief.
I was sazzled last friday night at the club.
That idiot was so sazzled he tried to kiss my girl.
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The sensation of friction and/or uncomfortable rubbing against ones penis as it goes in and out of ones pussy durin intercourse
Johnny: Ayo , Ben, how was it last night with Lauren ?
Ben: Not good, G
Johnny: what, how come bruvva?
Ben: We wasn’t lubricated or nothin, all the rub and grip i was feeling on my dong was giving me the Sizzle-Sazzle !!
The act of popping space dust on your cock and fucking a girl up the balloon knot and then going out for the night.
Oh look she's walking like she's had a dirty sazzle right up there.