schaff

a badass last name known as ass kicker

damn she must be a schaff

Schaff

To give a woman a good fucking.

Used by Artie Piscano during the grocery store back room scene of Casino.

PISCANO: I was out there with my cumma.
BORELLI: Your cumma? What are you doin' with your cumma?
PISCANO: What else? I gave her a schaff.

half-schaff

The process of acquiring a semi-erect penis resulting from no sexual stimulus

Josh Schaffner had a half-schaff when he saw the butterfly.

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schaff logic

that which is 100% contradictory to actual truth or logic/ can be used by religiues figures such as brother.

that was schaff logic when she said the word hello had 46 letters in it

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schaff logic

logic that is contradictory to actual logic, can be used by religious figures

hello-there are 42 letters in that word- is schaff logic

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Ali Melissa Schaff

This girl is a music sensation. Crossed between a mix of Hayley Williams and Taylor Swift. She has hits such as "You Are Here," "Alibis," "The Line," "Disarray," and "Keeping Secrets," as well as many more. She is played on the radio. She is gorgeous and extremely talented at singing, playing guitar, and writing songs. She is a star and my idol.

If you like alternative music, you will love Ali Melissa Schaff.