Schalonkas

Sha-lon-kas
Schalonkas is the best word to describe the female breasts. Schalonkas are not just any regular breasts, schalonkas are mighty. A common nickname for for schalonkas is schalonkalonks.

Person 1: bro that chic has nice schalonkas
Person 2: bro those are’nt schalonkas. They belong in the itty-bitty-titty-committee