schauer

1)from the english shower. used to define someone of immence girth, one so big that
they could compeletly fill a shower completely with their fat ass.

2)from the english saucer. used to define someone of immence girth, one so big that
they cannot stop eating Fatty Fucking Food (FFF) from a saucer.

- ::Look at that boftt!
::Yeah, it reminds me of the schauer/saucer i saw the other day.

- ::Yo, momma so fat, she can't get her boftt in the shower.

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schauer

An uber gay crazy stalker.

People with the first name of Dan.

"Wow, dan really is a schauer!"

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Schauered

to become intoxicated followed by throwing up at the end of the night.

"Last night after the party, I was so Schauered."
"Oh man, I just Schauered all over my girlfriend's car."
"Last night was a bad night, I was Schauered when I got home."

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Mick Schauer

Mick is a musician, currently playing Hammond organ for the rock band Clutch. He is a native of Prince George's County, Maryland, The United States of America, northern hemisphere, Earth, solar system of the Sun, western spiral-arm of the Milky Way galaxy.
He is tallish, blonde, an Eagle Scout, and of German descent.

Mick Schauer melted my face last night at the Clutch show. Was that a Leslie speaker on his Hammond organ? Righteous.

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jimmy schauers

Gemini Man Child.No goals, ambition. Suckubus. Lost.(Aka Stephen).

Jimmy schauers gave me a bad Vibe.