Schlangry

The combination of the words “schlong” and “angry”. It is defined as being angry when you haven’t been given what you feel is an acceptable amount of schlong from your man. This in turn makes you angry, until the proper amount of schlong has been received.

I appreciate that my wife loves to have so much sex with me. However, if she feels I haven’t given her all the sex she expects, she gets very schlangry and irritable. The only solution is to give her the schlong, as soon as possible.

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schlangry

Sleepy, Cold, Hungry, Lonely, Angry

Sleet coming down on me at night while I try to survive this zombie apocalypse got me straight up schlangry