A very small penis; the opposite of a schlong
Aye bruh you got that fat cock, huh? Nah dude I got a schling :(
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a bong or water pipe used to smoke weed. See bing or binger
bill: yo let's go rip the schling
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A very small penis typically found in asians.
Yo Allan, Did you see the small ting between Sean's legs? It was his schling!
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Coming from the Greek word Schlyngite, Schling From the German language translates to Fat, bald and pathetic
That ugly kid sitting two seats next to me is a raw schling.
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A schlong so large it requires a hammock to hold it up.
Did anyone bring my hammock for my schling schlong?
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a penis, dick, cock, genitals, family jewels, weiner, wanker whatever you wanna call it.
Before you spanker her, cover your wanker. Don't be a ding dong cover your schling schlong.
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When you get a rebound on 2k or rocket league you schling it down to your partner who then proceeds to schlong it into the goal.
Mathis: yo Cole schling it!!!!
Cole: schlinging!!!
Mathis: schlongggg!!!
Cole and mathis: schling schlong ok!
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