A very small penis; the opposite of a schlong
Aye bruh you got that fat cock, huh? Nah dude I got a schling :(
a bong or water pipe used to smoke weed. See bing or binger
bill: yo let's go rip the schling
A very small penis typically found in asians.
Yo Allan, Did you see the small ting between Sean's legs? It was his schling!
Coming from the Greek word Schlyngite, Schling From the German language translates to Fat, bald and pathetic
That ugly kid sitting two seats next to me is a raw schling.
A schlong so large it requires a hammock to hold it up.
Did anyone bring my hammock for my schling schlong?
a penis, dick, cock, genitals, family jewels, weiner, wanker whatever you wanna call it.
Before you spanker her, cover your wanker. Don't be a ding dong cover your schling schlong.
When you get a rebound on 2k or rocket league you schling it down to your partner who then proceeds to schlong it into the goal.
Mathis: yo Cole schling it!!!!
Cole: schlinging!!!
Mathis: schlongggg!!!
Cole and mathis: schling schlong ok!