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schling

A very small penis; the opposite of a schlong

Aye bruh you got that fat cock, huh? Nah dude I got a schling :(

by BanterMcGee February 3, 2021

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schling

a bong or water pipe used to smoke weed. See bing or binger

bill: yo let's go rip the schling

by Robert Fletcher October 9, 2006

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Schling

A very small penis typically found in asians.

Yo Allan, Did you see the small ting between Sean's legs? It was his schling!

by BigShow n Jay May 5, 2011

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Schling

Coming from the Greek word Schlyngite, Schling From the German language translates to Fat, bald and pathetic

That ugly kid sitting two seats next to me is a raw schling.

by Igwiloh March 22, 2016

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Schling schlong

A schlong so large it requires a hammock to hold it up.

Did anyone bring my hammock for my schling schlong?

by Schlonganator January 14, 2018

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schling schlong

a penis, dick, cock, genitals, family jewels, weiner, wanker whatever you wanna call it.

Before you spanker her, cover your wanker. Don't be a ding dong cover your schling schlong.

by A. Aubrey April 30, 2006

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Schling schlong

When you get a rebound on 2k or rocket league you schling it down to your partner who then proceeds to schlong it into the goal.

Mathis: yo Cole schling it!!!!
Cole: schlinging!!!
Mathis: schlongggg!!!
Cole and mathis: schling schlong ok!

by Mduncan3 February 1, 2019

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