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Annoying, old, ubersite motherfucker who thinks that TigerLily, Circe, Val, Urbane and Munkeypants all want to be his toys.
One day he will realize he's too damn old
"that old man reminds me of shlongy. pitiful"
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God-like Uberuser. Second in command to some dork named bart. Voted "Uberite I'd most like to screw" in a top secret poll taken in 2004. Also spelled "Shlongy".
I love Shlongy. I also love Cheez-Its, Glen livet 18, Marlboro reds in the box, and sweet smelling vagina.
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Ubersite user that likes to suck schlong.
Schlongy likes to lick the big schlong.
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yeah in other words...a penis u idiots
Will wishes he had a bigger sch-longis than John!!!!!
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The most retardedly large, hairiest, and most beastly cock imaginable by man.
Oh my fucking god!!! Is that his dick!?! Dayum!!! That motherfucker has a schlongie kong!!!
204👍 21👎
a long schlong , a really long schlong
but also a big coochie, a massive poosay
all in one🗣️🗣️🔥🔥‼️‼️
average unsigma person: your gender is whats in your pants
sigma person: so my gender is schlongy