schlotsky

When a Jewish woman gets fucked in the ass.

Damn Mrs. Steinburger just got schlotskyed.

schlotski

A term used for something that is stupid, annoying, egregious, or wack.

Kid 1: You broke our snapchat streak!!
Kid 2: that is schlotski

Teacher: I'm assigning 4 hours of home work tonight, and we have a pop test today
Kid 2: cmon, that is schlotski