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a long brown dog treat given to dogs. used as an insult sometimes
why don't you go eat a schmacko!
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When your girl is giving you Gobby and your balls are smacking her on the chin or neck
Bro gave this chick the best schmacko lasnight.
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A person who tans so much they look like beef jerky.
"holy fuck, that mole needs to get out of the sun. she looks like a schmacko"
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No worries, no problem, no sweat, you're welcome.
Derivative of no wukkas which derives from no worries.
Jase: Thanks for helping me out with this problem Claud, you're a lifesaver!
Claud: No schmackos aussie!!!
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Schmacko Sex is sex given or withheld as reward or punishment for actions performed or omitted. Schmacko sex is instigated by conscious thought instead of a combination of the loins and emotion.
Schmackos are marketed as an irresistably powerful and instant behavour-altering dog treat. It is futile for any dog to try and resist their seductive, delicious allure.
'Gee you've done the dishes let's have sex'
'I won't sleep with you until you buy me that fridge'
'Bad partner. No schmacko sex for you! Sit! Stay ...I didn't say Beg!'.
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