schmangles

The type of disease found in men who don’t talk to women. The first and only case was found in Armadildo, a canadian SSBU gaymer who has no life. Please find some bitches and stop simping over Lucario you fucking furry.

“You know Armadillo? The best Lucario player in the world?”

“Yeah what happened?”

“He died of SCHMANGLES!!!”

Schmangle

a word that can be used in virtually any situation and have any meaning. Most common usage: an owning or a destroying of another or others

Yo time to schmangle some kids on the lax field

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Schmangled

When something is distorted.

“What is that?”

“I can’t tell, the image is all schmangled

Schmangled

A term originating within the "Spademan Vocabulary" of Ontario, Canada.

-It refers to any person that has consumed too much alcohol

-Should be used by excessive beer drinkers

Oh man, last night I got so schmangled I lost my pants!!!

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Schmangle

fucking someone hard in the vagina

I schmangled Taylor so hard!!!

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schmangled

South African variation on "munted" or the Americanese "rolling". ie: being under the influence of large amounts of ecstacy

jirre bru, I was the MOST schmangled last night... this pills slaan POES!

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Schmangle

A brawl or fight in which someone is strangled or attempted to be strangled.

Dude... I got into a schmangle the other day and my throat hurts so bad.

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