To "schmeer" yourself means to kill yourself
girl: mommy when i grow up i want to be a supermodel and eat pancakes all day!
mom: if that happens ill Schmeer myself
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Fucking stupendous βspeed, crank, crystalβ blessed by the noble Satan himself
Gee a gram of schmeer, get on the schmeer mate
When a woman gets her vagge scraped.
I had a schmeer this mornin' with doc papinhimer.
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verb:
1. In the card games schafkopf and sheepshead, to throw value cards onto a trick that you expect your partner will take. Others may do the same expecting a contrary result.
2. noun: A trick so padded. "To take the whole schmeer."
3. To increase the value of a transaction that you expect will benefit you and/or a comrade in the end.
Once he got elected to office the Republican schmeered the contracts of his campaign contributors and in return they paid him large kick backs.
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The area of bagel covered, or not covered, by cream cheese.
Oh my God, Kettlemen's schmeer-o-sphere is sooo tiny - they don't do it like that in NYC!