schmere

An alternative rendering of the word "smear", intended to give a false sense of sophistication to the term, juxtaposed against a disgusting and unsophisticated "schmere".

Someone's schmered shit all over the walls!

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schmere

This word can be used in 3 different ways:
1)Can replace the work "Thingy"
2)Explaning the direction of something
3)Whatever

1) "Did you bring the...the schmere?"
2) "Yeah its over schmere..."
3) "Pffft! i don't know, schmere."

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schmere

slurred togetherness of "Come here" or "c'mere"

Schmere a minute!

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Sideways Schmere

when you pinch your ass too early and you get messy shit in your crack.
see: Premature pinch

helpful hint: dip toilet paper in toilet to get wet...continue wiping as needed

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doo doo schmere

1.The shit marks on the toilet after you flush.
2.The shit that doesn't want to be flushed down the toilet.

Damn that doo doo schmere makes my toilet look like a chocolate,vanilla swirled icecream cone.