Schmerz

Schmerz is the most dangerous alcoholic punch known to man. It is both delicious and dangerous. The word Schmerz means "Pain" in German, and accordingly, schmerz may leave its drinker feeling many regrets for the decisions previously made.

Schmerz is made by mixing the following
2 liters of Sunny D
2 liters of fruit punch

6 cans of red bull
one bottle of Cook's champagne

750 ml of Everclear

I don't remember last night at all. I drank like three cups of the schmerz and blacked out.