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schmid

someone who loves to mow lawns and usually has in a chaw. they often try to be redneck and also have a menstration cycle. often seen without a shirt and always has to have a girlfriend to feed emotions to

gah that person is a schmid, showing up to tom and barrys without a shirt and a dip in while texting his girlfriend

by tshawn mutha fucking smit June 2, 2010

28๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


schmid

to vomit and shit simultaneously after the consumption of too much shitty vodka. commonly one will experience the feeling of impending death and after they have expelled everything in they're body will black out for endless hours, and may actually be dead.

"I just schmided away summer 09, fml."

by shawtybitch September 1, 2009

21๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Schmids

Marijuana advertised as mids, when in reality it is schwag.

Man, I smoked some schmids the other day, and I wasn't even buzzed.

by Chimp of Doom August 7, 2008

1๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kathie Schmid

The biggest loser known to man. When she's not sleeping all day, she likes to lie to everyone she knows about the dumbest things. Also, resembles a Mongoloid and likes to compete with people by lying through her teeth. A truly worthless human being and complete piece of shit. (did I also mention total CUNT and BBIIIIOOOTTCHHH)

The woman-child, after sleeping in until noon, woke up and said "Hey Bob, how can we compete with that." referring to how she can have a larger home like her brother in-law has.

by Linda Ferns January 10, 2005

220๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


Reece Schmid

A Feminine Male, Who Walks As If Superior To Other Males, However A Reece Schmid Is Never Superior

Your So Reece Schmid

by TheTruth1005pp July 27, 2011

18๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Schmid-E

Is a DJ who will one day save the world through music. To know him is to love him.

Did you hear that last set by DJ Schmid-E? I think I will go kiss a kitten and paint a masterpiece now...

by .keli. June 14, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


S-Schmid

The act of licking someones testicles are shaft in order to gain their approval.

Spencer s-schmided his daddy's hiary lube infested testicles to get some of his "coolness".

by Mike Kircdizzle May 4, 2004

6๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž