schmig

A schmig a person who does schmigly things, for example mowing there lawn backwards, eating there pizza from the crust inwards.

Person one: OMG HARRIETS SUCH A SCHMIG!
Person two: I know! i saw her walking in and out a door 4 times before she walked in.

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Schmig

(noun) the language derived from adding "schm" to the beginning of any word, especially proper nouns and important words in sentences.

(verb) to schmig a word.

Schmerin: Schmatlyn, would you like to have a schmigarette?

Schmatlyn: Why, schmes I would!

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Schmig

Cigarette

James, do you want to go have a schmig?

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schmig affiliate

someone who sucks both at life and at affiliate marketing

"Don't waste your time on that schmig affiliate"

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Schmig Dick

Street slang for schmiggy which is the act of shooting herion and pcp into the large vain of the penis.

Everybody is schmig dick in the club tonight.

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Schmig(smig)

A small big dick.

Told that boy to hold this schmig(smig).

Schmig

A slang word for the f bomb

"Oh Schmig! i dropped a nail on my foot!"