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A greedy little goblin trying to steal your gold.
"No don't steal my gold Schmingit!" Said the wealthy king.
my child schmingit
"GODAMNIT SCHMINGIT IM GONNA KILL YOU WHY DID YOU SPEND ALL MY MONEY OF V-BUCKS"
1. A person with very schmingity interests, such as Tally Hall, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, Gravity Falls, etc. They may also enjoy average things in a schmingity way.
2. A person who obsesses over schmingity characters or people romantically or platonically (ex. Reigan from Mob Psycho, Scout from TF2, Rob Cantor from Tally Hall).
3. Someone who dresses, acts like, and is a schmingit. (up to interpretation)
1. "ok and THEN in episode 3 season 1 of sam and max they go on this talk show and max is like "yea i beat some guy up amd sam said i crack him up i crack sam up!" arent they so cute i love sam and max"
"ur such a schmingit :)"
2. "oh my god my WIFE i love my POOKIE SHES so PRETTY"
"that's ford from gravity falls"
"point being"
"schmingit"
3. "did you say... announcement? i've come to make an announcement. shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker. he pissed on my FUCKING WIFE. THATS RIGHT. HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG FUCKING QUILLY DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY WIFE AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS "this🫸 🫷big" AND I SAID "that's disgusting" SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM- "SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG: YOU'VE GOT A SMALL DICK, ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALLNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE! booommmmmm THATS RIGHT BABY!? ALL POINTS. NO QUILLS. NO PILLOWS. THATS RIGHT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG!" HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET: MY SUPER LAZER PISS!!!!!! EXCCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS UNTIL THE PISS DRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO."
"ok schmingit"
a character from the popular YouTuber "flamingo" who was usually seen in the game "raise a child", which gained popularity in 2023
An image of a mystical pufferfish with the Roblox woman face pasted onto it.
“Schmingit is our lord and savior”