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The Act of Shaving One's Chode
My croch itched because my girl friend likes me to schmit.
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To plagiarize something. Term coined after the doctoral thesis of Hungarian President Pal Schmitt.
My teacher found out that I was schmitting my dissertation.
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To Masturbate heavily for hours.
Adverse side effects may include loss of functional grip strength.
After Schmitting for hours my phone died and I had to switch to my laptop
One who has no genitalia, male or female; used as an insult.
Tim: Travis is such a douchebag! He's stalking my girlfriend AND my brother. How do I get him to stop?
Steeve: Whack him in the 'nads.
Tim: That won't do any good. The dude's a schmit.
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Norway slang word for screwed up.
Well Oloff, You Schmitted that up...
Cheddar Ruffles, Dipped in Smooth Ranch Dip
We got the muchies, "Get the potato schmits"
"YES, Potato SCHMITS!!!"
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