Schmoozic

Music that has only one purpose:to schmooze for a babe or a hot man.

Especially music that only highlights only shallow physical characteristics of the opposite sex.

Woaaah! That is some serious schmoozic!

Ed Sheeran? Cmon, turn that schmoozic off.

“Love with Your Body” by Ed Sheeran, is just schmoozic that you can’t dump from your brain.

Taylor Swift used to make normal schmoozic , but now her schmoozic is far too gay.

Ok, pretty much all male Mexican singers make schmoozic.