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Those little annoying kids who just are out there to make your life difficult by asking obvious questions.
They also utilize the current stupid joke going around school to the point where it isn't funny anymore; a joke that everyone is saying, like that "Blue Punch Buggy!" thing from Lilo and Stitch.
They wear shirts that say things like "I sold my sister for video games!" hurhurhurhur!!11
They get on MySpace at school and think they rock for having a MySpace.
They question what you are looking at on the computer when they are too stupid to understand it themselves (see example)
For example, say you are carrying a project while riding the school bus. A school kid will ask you in a fake "you're stupid" tone, "Why are you carrying that posterboard?" You respond kindly, "it's my history project," when really you wanted to say, "Um, think about this, moron. We're going to school. In school, we do projects. Ooooh, weird," in a sarcastic tone.
Or:
Steph: *watching Para Para dance videos*
David*in a slow condesceding tone*: What are you looking at?
Steph: Dance videos. *turns screen away*
David: Freaky...hurrhurr
Steph: Why don't you mind your own dang business?
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Those obnoxious little brats who you want to punch in the fucking teeth just for being in the same region as you.
They ask questions they already know the answer to in a slow, nauseating tone just to see if you'll snap. and when you do, they'll run away giggling with all their little queer associates.
They are known to use the worst, most unoriginal come backs that will bring your blood to a boil and you'll want to drop kick their mouthy asses. "I know you are but what am I?"
You can usually find a school kid mocking/copying you, as it is one of their favorite pastimes.
They think they're REALLY cool when they get facebook and start wall-to-walling with their friends saying shit like "LMFAO, that was so funny! XD :P" and "omg! lutz go 2 the moviez l8r." ...shut the fuck up
They also like to tell really dumb, pointless stories. You know what I'm talking about.
If you see a school kid, you are likely to be kind and patient at first.. but be warned, this will change after a few short minutes of conversing with them. their constant annoyances will beat down even the toughest of the tough and you will want to get as far away as possible. if you are unable to escape them, you will have to endure the pain for the time being. good luck.
School Kid: Why is your shirt red?
You: I donno.. i bought it that way i guess.
School Kid: Oh. whyyyy did you buy the red one?
You: ..I wanted to.
School Kid: whyyyyy did you want to?
You: I. Like. Red.
School Kid: whyyyy do you like red?
You: FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE PRICK!!
School Kid: I know you are but what am I? (usually done with devil's smirk)
You: my fuck you're such a school kid!
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Kids who come out of elementary school, and enter the realm of older people. Once cute and mostly all alike, they soon assume their "true" personalities. A kid may start to become an emo, a prep, a conformist, a scene kid (insert other stupid labels), and then become more and more like the label.
Some of them are okay, and some of them are whiny idiots.
Yeah, some middle school kids are complete losers, but some are okay.
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Also known as Gleno kids and Steiner stoners, they all let wisdom shine through them and are of the highest Steiner standards
Person 1: “Oh man look at those glenaeon school kids they’re weird, I heard they climb trees all day and choose when they want to learn.”
Person 2: “Wait, are you talking about the retirement home?”
An absolute uptight asshole who thinks he's top shit. They'll look down on you because they come from some fucking wealthy ass family and they usually make fun of eshays. The only reason they so this is because they have been robbed or rolled by these cunts then they act like crybaby's. They also suck dick for a living (see boarding schools) and carry iPhone XS Max's around them and spit on lower class people. If you manage to come across these cunts, make sure you spit on them back and say fuck you to them ☺️.
Cameron: "Look at those Private school kids."
Thomas: "Don't pay any fucking attention to them."
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A middle or high school student that has been in private school almost or ALL of their life. The are white or black and act white. They are usually wealthy or rich. They are lame to public school kids and are basically rich black coons.
Jamarcus looks hood but he really is a PRIVATE SCHOOL KID.
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This group of students are known for carrying disposable cameras wherever they go, to document EVERY moment of their "eventful" lives. Then, they feel the need to post these pictures on facebook in albums with 100+ photos that no one gives a crap about. Next, they smoke pot outside of school in front of the security guards and teachers, who dont do anything. Everyone plays a sport and if you dont you play chess or are a drama geek. despite all the negatives they're known for amazing plays and dance teams. that is all. peace out girl scout.
"Dude, what up with that disposable camera you carry everywhere"
"Man, dont you know I'm a Columbia High School Kids?"
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