the act of throwing up on your girlfriend during intercourse.
I'm so sorry that I'm schplorking on our aniversary; I shouldn't have started thinking about your mother.
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To throw-up on your brand new wife, while making a baby, on your wedding night.
She was beautiful in her white wedding dress. . . it's a shame I couldn't wait to take her. Her dress is now ruined as she's been bel-schplorked.
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the act of schplokring (see def: schplorking) on you girlfriend the first time you make sweet love to her.
She got me so drunk that I couldn't stop schploking her. She's just been wiggity-schplorked.
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