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The act of repeating a joke told by someone else, but having it fall flat.
Did you hear Frankie stole my joke? They totally Schumered it.
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A female who is not obviously very attractive at first or not your usual type, but you still find yourself sexually attracted to her. Originates from the female comedian Amy Schumer.
Craig - I'm not sure what it is about her, but I really want to fuck that bird over there !
Mark - Didn't think you went for blondes ?
Craig - I know, but look bruv, she's a proper Schumer !
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When someone steals another's joke and acts like nothing happened
Him: *joke*
Her: *Same Joke*
Them: "She is Schumering it!"
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A woman that tries to be funny and fails
Wow Amy tried to make a joke about her vagina and no one laughed. She is such a schumer
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The act of using another person's previously performed comedy material and passing it off as one's own. Originating from alleged comedienne Amy Schumer, who been documented on at least five different occasions performing jokes or sketches previously done by others.
Dane Cook just told a joke about giving somebody the bird that I could've sworn Jerry Seinfeld did years earlier...classic schumerism.
Carlos Mencia just schumerized another comedian.
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Verb (to Schumer): To steal something and then deny it.
Dave: Did you hear what Aimee did at the bar the other night?
Bill: What did she do?
Dave: She totally Schumered Tammy's drink while she went to smoke!
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1. any beverage that contains both alcohol and caffeine;
2. Sen. Charles "Chuck" Schumer, who seeks to ban the sale of such beverages in the state of New York.
That frat boy drank six cans of 4Loko and chucked Schumer all over the pool table!
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