Jeepers! Katie just schwarped Logan for calling her a skank!
To nut on your girlfriends face, wipe it off, and smear it under her armpit. Then, proceed to finger it.
Hey baby, do you want to schwarp tonight? Oh yeah, you bet, i shaved my pits just for you.
To be fucked up past functioning.
Hey homie you wanna hit this?
Nah I'm fucking schwarped dawg.