scottled

Act of getting your shit throttled in Scotland

Bruv just got scottled

scottle

A scottle is a measurement of the candy Skittles, specifically containing 3 Skittles.

"Could I have some Skittles Conor?"

"Sure! Here's three scottles."

Scottling

The act of letting out a scottle.

Laughing at another person's remark. Not because it is funny but because you want that person to like you. Usually done in a group setting where the most popular person in the group makes a demeaning remark about someone outside the group and the whole group scottles at it to be perceived more valuable.

"Look at Macy, her shoes are sooo yesterday!", said Heather as the rest of her entourage was scottling along.