Scottsman

The taking of the last two drags of a shared cigarette.

Dude #1 takes a drag of a cigarette and offers the last two drags to Dude #2.

Dude #1: "Kill't, Scottsman?"

Dude #2: "Thanks Dude #1."

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The shivering scottsman

Finding a scottish man playing the bagpipes, lift up his kilt and shove a popsicle in his ass.

McLaren's pipes sounded a bit hoarse after I snuck up on him and gave him the shivering scottsman.

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Flying Scottsman

To have sex on a train.

I'm going to pull a Flying Scottsman on that seven out of ten sitting over there

The TRUE Scottsman

The reality is that you're entire worldview is fallacy.

Hym "Because regardless of what the TRUE Scottsman prefers the inevitable outcome of evolutionary biology is extinction."