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Scraggle

An individual that exudes entitlement but is undeniably scraggly. They typically do not understand the worth of second-hand goods, believing them to be worth more than they are out of convenience. In extreme cases, they may be deluded to a state of self importance and wiseacre. Often wear paint spattered or old clothes

Scraggle: Hey there bud! How much do you want to buy this used lawn mower for?
Normal Passerby: Oh, no thanks I'm good.
Scraggle: Whatdaya mean? Im tryin to give you a deal bud! This is a classic HR195! Bud, Im an expert at these and I've got a friend in Essex who tunes them!
Normal Passerby: Um, i dont have a lawn, sorry.
Scraggle: Tsch! You could just sell it to your friend Bud! Ive got these model ships painted with Rust-Oleum Deck sealant too. Yup, sold than sombich for $13.17 the other day. (sucks teeth) Yup.
Normal Passerby: Excuse me?
Scraggle: This kitty litter is barely use too bud! Just ignore the smaller chunks and its like new bud! My wife in the rascal will load a trash bag it in your car for 5 bucks!
Normal Person: Whoa, What! Um i gotta go...
Scraggle: Come on man what your problem? Shit is good shit! Pfttt, you don't know a good deal man. Hey! Bud! Ive got Nickleback T-shirts Bud!......

by big phoetus March 4, 2017

51πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Scraggle

Facial hair in the stage between stubble and a beard.

Dave hasn't shaved in two weeks, he's covered in scraggle.

by motionedit October 9, 2009

34πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


Scraggle

A word used to define stash of methamphetamine.

Hey Linda! I’m completely out of scraggle! It’s an emergency. I’ve fallen into bed and I can’t get up !

by Methfairy December 12, 2020

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Scraggle

Scraggle is a word used by stoners to describe a bit of bud that has mostly leaf, very little nodes and hardly any crystal. Scraggle can be found on the bottom of a plant where the bud was starved of light, and can also happen to the whole plant if it is under low wattage,old,or wrong spectrum of bulb, and you may get a scraggly buds through other growing problems too.

Clive I really need a smoke, have you got any of that shit scraggle left? Na Malcolm I cained it all last night.

by Boney stalk January 20, 2014

21πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


Scraggle

A creature that is oblivious to how scraggly they actually are. See Scraggly.

Rot Tooth Scraggle (spends more money on their purses than their teeth), Duck Lipped Scraggle (poses with a kissy face on Facebook thinking that's hot), Smedium Scraggle (wears too small of a shirt for their size), Clown Faced Scraggle (juggalo/juggalette).

by The Zoo Keepers March 23, 2011

2πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


scraggle

A messed up person or thing or something that is not done well or is done half-assed.

That girl has the most scraggle hair I have ever seen.
You did a scraggle ass job fixing my shelves.

by Sara kimbrough February 23, 2006

47πŸ‘ 69πŸ‘Ž


Scraggles

A dirty old man who goes to high school basketball games and frequently yells at referees. During the first half of the game he tells injured players to get off the court because sprained ankles don't really hurt, and during the second half he hobbles around in disgust as the home team gets destroyed. He claims to have served in "the war" and is named for his scraggly beard.

Tony: I think Sam sprained his ankle.
Scraggles: Get off the court! I saw people in the war get worse injuries than that and walk away.
Jeff: Shut up Scraggles.

Tony: ScraggLES!!!

by james "yea i said it" thomas September 24, 2006

39πŸ‘ 58πŸ‘Ž