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The ultimate, dominant leader of the male hierarchy. Widely and equally renowned and feared for their ultimate charisma, appearance and power in society, few are thought to exist.
It is said that women who look Scrimblo males in the eyes orgasm immediately and bear their children in under a second.
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The ultimate type of male — better than alpha males, sigma males, whatever else. Endowed with immense charisma, confidence, attractiveness, willpower, and intelligence. They are very rare, it is theorized that only 0.01% of men are scrimblo males.
Because of their sheer dominance, scrimblos are often the subject of jealousy from lower males. Sometimes lower males attempt to harm or incapacitate them. The adversaries must use dirty tricks, however, for none can hope to defeat a scrimblo male in a forthright struggle.
The rarity of scrimblo males means most of them will never meet another scrimblo. When they do, however, they treat each other with respect, recognizing a fellow scrimblo king.
Common signs of a scrimblo male: Enjoys jigsaw puzzles. Like to collect cool rocks. Volunteers at animal shelters.
Dave: Becky's been flirting with me, I'm gonna hit her up on Insta tonight.
Eric: Don't bother. I heard Sam's interested in her.
Dave: Sam? The scrimblo male? Please say you're kidding.
Eric: Nope. Frankly, I'm surprised she hasn't started dating him already.
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A scrimblo male is the best kind of male out of alpha males and beta males
The scrimblo male destroyed the alpha male
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the ultimate male architype wanted my every man in the world. also astronomically rare.
alpha male 1:woah i think thats a scrimblo male
scrimblo male 1:hell yeah i am
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The superior scrimblo male above all the rest of them, has all the traits of a scrimblo and is the biggest gruptillionaire of them all. He is so skrunkly in fact, that he has created a hate speech and protest against Cromro Dungleson’s and his grusted and blumsted chumster-machine.
All women: Wow, that very skrunkly scrimblo male is bubsted and crucked.
Clubler: I think I just shit my pants.
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