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scrimshaw

Any pornographic image or video.

Nick is amazed by the amount of scrimshaw on the internet.

by KaBoom January 13, 2014

43๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


scrimshaw

Widely accepted definition: An artistic etching in ivory or bone.

Urban definition: Getting screwed in the ass.

Verb (past tense) - "Jason got totally scrimshawed at work today."

Verb (present tense) - "Last night I got caught scrimshawing my girlfriend Kate"

Noun - This algebra test is gonna be a major scrimshaw.

by Chainsaw Raider February 17, 2003

32๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


scrimshaw

to take a boner hard in the butt

Muffy insisted on a scrimshaw as she had not filled her presciption for "the pill".

by Twerpintime February 17, 2003

19๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


scrimshaw

oral sex performed by a younger woman on an older man

I met a cute waitress at the bar the other night and she served me up a scrimshaw with a happy ending in the back seat of my car.

by squeedy November 29, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Scrimshawed

To be ripped off, short changed, cheated or screwed out of anything worth value.

I bought a trailer for half the listed price "I scrimshawed him when I bought that trailer.
I had all of my overtime taken away... I've been scrimshawed.

by realative September 25, 2012


Scrimshaw

adorn (whalebone, ivory, shells, or other materials) with carved or colored designs.

I am carving some Scrimshaw at the moment.

by Evakz October 13, 2019


Scrimshaw

A dick twist, or when a testical is twisted.

Ah shit this speedo caused a scrimshaw.

by jbuddah September 11, 2018