scruffly

Adjective- to have very unkept hair that grows in a haphazard fashion.

"My name is Jake Postema and I have a scruffly beard"

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scruffly

a lack of shaving that results in excessive hair upon the face in a unkept fashion. often reffered to as postemasyndrome if untreated can lead to lack of female contact and even advanced cases proceed to gorilla or even kosta like levels of hairiness

jake postema has a scruffly beard

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scrufflies

the stuff that grows out of most males faces, i.e. hair, but catches crumbs, bits of tissue, and on some cases liquids. Scruff is the over all term for the dense form of clumpings of hair, but these are however the ones usually in sparse amounts around the nose and/ upper lip, i.e. mexi-stache.

Girl: please wipe your nose, it's running
Boy: okay *PPPFFFFFFNNNFFF* awww....
Girl: SICK!!! you got tissue and snot all over your scrufflies!!!!
Boy: where??... can you get it for me?!
Girl: NO!!!! that's so gross.

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scruffly abyss

A furried frenzy of excitement and youthful joy worthy of embracement. The exterior is often times excessively deep and soft, allowing ones hand to become ensconsed in the enigmna that is the "scruffly abyss"

Sophie, Scruffles Mcgee is the scruffly abyss

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