scrummer

A scrummer can also be called a bum, but a high class bum at that. A scrummer is one who wakes up after 11 oclock on a regulaar basis ( weekends and vacations), one who would rock sweatpants regualrly, otfen times with timberland boots. aka scrumberlands, who don't feel like spending the extra 3 $ on "good beer". A scrummer will usualy never turn down a lip, and will find enjoyment in watching tv for more than 2 hours a day, in their sweaatpants. so here's to you scrummers. god bless

look at that scrummer at school wearin sweatpants and scrumberlands.

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scrummers

The words scrumptious and yummy had sex and scrummers is their love-child. Not only a descriptive of that which is ultimately delicious to the mouth, but an exclamation of certain gays upon encountering a particularly hunky man, usually accompanied by an agitation of hands and said with a squeal.

"Oh looky over there, Ms. Thang! Break me off a piece of that man-cake. Somebody's been working out. That is one stud that I find SCRUMMERS!", or, "The disguised food critic caused all the patrons of the restaurant to turn around ogle when he screached, 'SCRUMMERS!' over the Lard Pie he had just tasted."

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