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cross between scrumptious and pumpkin. Used to define people, pets, and other fantastically adorable creatures.
you little scrumpkin!
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Get head while eating a tasty morsel.
That bitch totally gave me a scrumpkin while having a slice of key lime pie.
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To eat pussy while she's taking a shit (like blumpkin)
She be moanin' alllllllllllll night after dat scrumpkin!
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A term used in the 16th century to describe the scraps collected by poor orhpaned children
Rusty Jimmy and Scrapyard Elsa fought off a pack of rats for a small amount of scrumpkins.
Its a pet name that is often used ironically. Its just a term of endearment like 'pookie' and 'munchkin' and is used the same way. Its just to tell someone that they're silly and cute.
Person A: I've just gone and made you a little playlist :)
Person B: What the duck. Oh my gods. Thank you Scrumpkin that's so so sweet of you I'm crying.
The counterpart of a blumpkin. Getting a blowjob while brushing your teeth. The ideal scrumpkin is attained while leaning back at a 45 degree angle to ensure maximum oral penetration. Feel free to put your finger in her anus for mutual enjoyment. Scrumpkin.
You ain't cool unless you gettin a scrumpkin
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