scrunchr

1. A scrunchr is a sexual deviant with a crush fetish.

2. A scrunchr is a balls-out player of total scrunch babes.

Biff: Oh baby ! Just watch that scrunch babe in the fuck me boots scrunch that bug.

Wheel: Dude ! Ain't RedTube the greatest site for paraphilia EVER ?!

Biff: Totally ! I'm buying a scrunchr trucker hat from CafePress right now !