Scumrag

The towel, t-shirt, or old pair of sweatpants kept close to the bed to be used after sex to wipe off male and female genitals.

(heavy panting following great sex)
Sweetie could you get the scumrag? Its in the top drawer. I don't want to move.

Ooooops. I squarted. Can you reach over and hand me the scumrag.

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