scutie

When you are playing a sport and you are taking a break on the bench a girl comes from the crowd and gives you a quick blowjob on the bench!

After scoring 50 points in the game, Matt and Ryan both got scuties from some dirty sluts in the crowd.

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Scuti

Something that’s incredibly large in size/reputation
Based on the largest known star in the universe, UY Scuti Star

“That nigga over there bro....He scuti as a motherfucka.”

scuties

Scuba cooties--usually acquired from rented gear often resulting in rash; also caused by urinating in wetsuit and not rinsing thoroughly afterwards

Scuties became officially named after a local diver experienced a reddish, blotchy rash on their neck after renting a hood--itchy, irritating.

UY Scuti

The largest star discovered (2017) in the universe followed by NML Cygni and VY Canis Majoris.

Sun: UY Scuti is such a fatass

Sirius: He should lay off the McDenebola's

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