seafairy

girl who wears lots of Tommy H polos with capris and can often be found on yachts or other marine craft. They are also attractive and hang out with seagullars and such.

landluber 1: Hey, that girl over there looks hawt.
landluber 2: yeah she does, but she won't go for us. Look! she's heading for the marina.
landluber 1: damn, she's a seafairy going out on that old man's yacht.

seafairy cookie

a hot lesbian with a noice fukin sword
moonlight is her honeyboo
peppermint cookie is there child

i want seafairy cookie to splash me down with a wave, stab me with her sword, the step on my dead fucking corpse while i grieve

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