Random
Source Code
Random
invented by hobbits, second breakfast is breakfast all over again
We'll just have time for second breakfast before it's time to start cooking lunch.
1533👍 218👎
Breakfast consumed after the first breakfast which is eaten very early in the morning, or early in the day in the process of a long journey. The first breakfast is usually light in nature and consists of small portions.
When I woke up early in the morning at 7am to watch cartoons my mother hadn't made breakfast yet so I just had a little bit of cereal. When she woke up at 9:30am she made me bacon and eggs, which was my second breakfast.
When I went camping with my friends they got drunk the night before so early in the morning I just had a small breakfast before they awoke so that we could all eat breakfast together later. My first breakfast consisted solely of biscuits. While for second breakfast I ate bacon and eggs. The breakfast I ate with them was second breakfast.
32👍 9👎
It happens after a very heavy night of drinking when your stomach can't handle your first breakfast and decides you should taste it all over again.
guy #1: Ya, I had a great night out until I decided bacon and eggs were the way to go.
guy #2 with excitement: Uhg! I did that once and I had a second breakfast 3 minutes later. I got it all over me.
guy #1 sheepishly: Me too. It smelled like olives and beer.
11👍 25👎
Something invented by hobbits.
Comes before lunch and after breakfast.
Guy 1: I think we'll have second breakfast.
Guy 2: Good idea.
To perform oral sex in the morning, before lunch but after breakfast
Man, when I spent the night at his house, he made me an omlette, and then later he had second breakfast if ya know what I mean
18👍 13👎
The meal you tastefully enjoy after you rip a fat bowl
"I just ripped this fat bowl, time to have my second breakfast"
2👍 2👎
a Monster Zero Ultra. common term used on IRC and Mumble servers.
Man, I'm tired. Time to have a 20 second breakfast!
24👍 1👎