second poop

When you jack off on the toilet after taking a shit.

"Dude he must have been in there for 30 minutes! He must be taking a second poop."

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second hand poop

when you go to wash your hands and you smell something weird. then you go look in the toliet and see someone didnt flush the time befor you. (not usable in a port-a-potty)

when joe walked in a room he said what the fuck jake you didnt flush! i dont like to second hand poop
like second hand smoke just worse!!!

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