Second Wife

Chronologically, the marital partner between first and third wives. Not to be confused with the hot chick at the office your current wife accuses you of wanting to bang (aka office wife). Historically, the second wife is the rebound relationship after dissolution of the first marriage and often your first wife’s best friend. Known in your friend circle as the chick who is blessed with heavenly fucking skills but also a nanny for your shared custody of your kids. General life shelf of the second wife is 5-7 years though this time frame can be extended if she comes equipped with a trust fund or unplanned inheritance.

After his divorce from his first wife, Tim was in need of someone to cart his kids around when he had them every other weekend, clean his apartment, and have sex when the mood hit. Tim was in need of a second wife.

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Second wife energy

You know it when you see one. She has no problem going after a married man and has many of the following: A kardashian sounding voice, Botox, lip injections, often blonde hair, expensive workout gear, fake tits, overconfidence and a readiness to swoop in when things are rocky

Oof- did you see that girl ‘hiking’ with a full face of makeup and her hair done in her pink sports bra and breast implants? MAJOR SWE—second wife energy

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second ex wife

the second bitch who took away half your fortune, meaning you now only have 25% of your money left, half of which your third wife will take away when she divorces you.

my second ex wife stole the kids and half my money, just like my first ex wife.

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Wifes Second Boyfriend

Just another name for r/WallStreetBets

I lost money taking my investment advice from my Wifes Second Boyfriend.

Really, by time the Wifes Second Boyfriend yells about a stock, you're usually too late to do anything about it.

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