secret sausage

when you turn the lights off to have sex but you have your buddy put their sausage in her.

hey man I wanna give my girl that secret sausage tonight.

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Secret Sausage Party

A party that on first glance appears to be full of eligible women, when in fact all the women are either lesbians or taken.

Man 1: "Yo I saw your photos - her birthday party looked awesome! You must have gotten laid."

Man 2: "Naw, Man-One, it was a function only your mother would love. It was a Secret Sausage Party. The only straight girl there was Tracy and her douchebag boyfriend had her in a headlock."

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super secret sausage eater

A lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets.

Yeah yo she was slobbin my meats, she's definitely a super secret sausage eater.

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