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To be hit in the face by a large, double headed, black dildo causing a nose hemorrhage.
Everyone get out of the hot tub!!! Bryan just got a segovia and his nose is bleeding!
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Sexual, dirty, Mexican-invented act...helps neck pain when you eat out a girl for a long time.
Place palms of hands together, with fingers extended. Leave your pinky, pointer and thumb fingers extended and the rest folded.
Lick your pinkies for lubrication.
Stick pinkies in woman's anal cavity, you know for support.
With pointer fingers, separate the woman's pussy lips.
Rest your chin on your thimbs, and go to town.
Women love the anal stimulation and being eating out for a long period of time. Men love the neck support.
"Man, I was Chasity last night...and she wanted me to eat her out the whole night and she promised me, that she would let me bang her sister. So I used "THE SEGOVIA" and it got the job done."
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Referring to ones fingernails when grown out for the intent of performing classical guitar.
The term was derived from the name of master classical guitarist Andres Segovia. Segovia, as most classical guitar performers do, grew out his nails for superior picking tone.
Wow Luther, you have some lengthy Segovias.
I have never seen such well maintained Segovias.
I broke a Segovia.
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1. One who is taken over by an unknown law force when his radio sounds, even when engaging in an in-depth conversation.
2. One who resembles a wiggle, preferably the purple one.
3. One who thinks he's funny, although he's actually not.
4. One who has many plans, none of which will probably work.
5. One who's mexican influenced dog substitues for a child, and looks like a naked mole rat.
6. One who uses two last names, knowin s/he only got one.
7. One who needs to keep the pictures on their camera hidden.
8. One who dresses like a hippie, and wears tye-die & hemp to important meetings.
9.One who enjoys multi-colered polos.
10. One who is always there for you when needed, and shows much love and consideration, but is still busted.
" Hey Mr. Ben-Wilson, you need to keep a leash on your children, they're eating at my turnips... You're such A Segovia!"
" Someone's parked in my parking spot this morning!" "I need to consult the resident officer, in his office with the purple couch and his multi-colored polo on, maybe A Segovia."
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Spanish classical guitarist who is considered to be the father of classical guitar and one of the greatest guitarists of all times, if not the greatest.
Andres Segovia was simply amazing.
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a man, generous in nature, willing to offer accommodation to weary travelers. Others suspect him of the ill-intent,
fingering of B-holes
I'm not sure of Juan segovia's invitation to hempfest