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Selt

A present tense used when other tenses seem incorrect

I wish they selt alcohol

by Cungham99 July 23, 2019

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Selt

Selt - the yuckiness that clogs up salt shakers

Ugh, my salt shaker won't work, damn all this selt.

by The Wiseman named Bob-Billy-Jacobson November 10, 2005

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selting

This family always speaks their opinion no matter what the consequences are, they are never scared to say hello to a stranger, and they all look identical!

That must be a group of Selting’s right there!

by HumanBeing November 19, 2020


wyatt selte

Wyatt Selte is a very stand up guy. nice funny and keeps the bad things away from his peers. he will be there for you. he is very honest and doesn't lie unless for a joke or something. you can trust him with anything. he will not screw you over for his benefit. he will help you if he can. he try's to be as selfless as possible taking some time to him self. if he is down or sad most likely will not talk about it. if you bug this person he will not give a shit about you he will fuck you up and not care. if your not family i say don't fuck around with him. all said he is a nice person and if your on his side he will stand up for you. he is sort tempered so watch out even if you are his friend. over all Wyatt is a kind person to who he decides he wants to show that to.

bully: "hey idiot how you like this" punches friend
friend: "please stop"
Wyatt: pulls bully to the ground and hits him and kicks his side "fuck you you peace of shit is this what you wanted" hits him again spits on his deformed face
both Wyatt and his friend walk out okay
wyatt selte is an amazing person

by Call Me Extra Large Fries November 11, 2020


cato meteo selte

The best words to ever exist (it's basically selected weather chart in Italian cuz ✨italian✨)

Kid1 : CATO METEO SELTEEE
Kid2 : You seem nice, let's be friends

by i'msmary March 23, 2023