Semen slurpie:
When a women drinks the semen out of the condom after intercourse.
(Sees friend sucking helium out of a balloon)
"ew your reminding me of the time I saw someone do a semen slurpie!"
a thick beverage enjoyed by women and the occational homosexual man. Not sold at 7-11, may be found outside for about 20 bucks.
also known as protein shake
She looked thirsty so i gave her a semen slurpy