Semen Surprise

A crude sexual act. It involves a male hiding in a closet, under the bed, on the ceiling fan, etc. while wearing a mask. When a woman (or man if you prefer) walks into the room, the male comes out of hiding and situates themself so that they may ejaculate into the unwary victim's face. You then yell, "SURPRISE BITCH" and run out of the room. For a better effect run naked.

"SURPRISE BITCH, EAT THAT SEMEN SURPRISE!"

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Dark Semen Surprise

a man buys semen off of the internet in a bucket and pours it into his tip then putting his penis into a man or womens anus and squirting the other man's cum as well as his own in the anus

Stalin bought semen off of the internet and poured it into his tip then anal pleasing Amanda he preformed the Dark Semen Surprise

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San Francisco semen surprise

To jerk off, off the side of the golden gate bridge. Extra points if you hit Alcatraz.

Thala: where the hell were you?
Michael: giving big red the San Francisco semen surprise!!!!